8.16.2009

Dude. DUDE. Dude!

So I just got home from a super freakin' long day. I'm talking up at the ass crack of dawn, driving my husband to meet a co-worker and shuttle to the airport (hey, at least I didn't have to actually go to the airport), a run, and then I packed up the kiddo for a family birthday party which included a ferry ride, several insane children and too much food. Namely Doritos.

I know. Doritos. I have identified my cryptonite. And it leaves nacho cheesy crap under my fingernails.

We literally just got home about fifteen minutes ago. Little dude went to bed without so much as a peep (thank you, Jesus). And I thought I should get on my email, check the Facebook, play a little Bejeweled (shut up), before I shuffle off to watch the perfection that is True Blood.

And boy, am I glad I decided to check the email.

Cause I got some freaking fantastic news.

And I can't tell you what it is, just now. Sorry. I know. I suck.

But I promise all will be revealed shortly.

You can guess in the comments, but I don't think you'll figure it out. And I'll save you the trouble. I'm not pregnant. And I haven't come up with the solution for world peace.

World Peace is next week and it is definitely going to include Doritos.

10 comments:

Adventures In Babywearing said...

I have to wonder how many people find out they are pregnant via email? What is it!?

Steph

Heather D said...

I can't tell just yet...

Yeah, the pregnant via email wouldn't happen...but anytime I say I have a surprise! That's what I usually get. Go figure!

Melissa said...

I hear you on the pregnancy thing. I always have to preface any exciting news with "I'm not pregnant, but..." Can't wait to hear your exciting news! And I hope G decided to sleep in today after such a long day. :)

april said...

Did you win the lottery?

Heather D said...

Hooker.

Andrea said...

It had to be from your mom. She's coming back early? but why couldn't you mention that.... your brother is getting married? NO, probably not... B got you something great on his trip? A raise maybe? Or maybe you decided over email to participate in the danskin triathalon next year...

megant599 said...

I guess job related...or you get to guest blog somewhere cause they recognized your fantastic wit!

megant599 said...

Oh yeah, and Erik is sooo much hotter than Bill!

Heather D said...

Meg, I'm with you on Erik. I'm not usually big on blondes, but damn...

karena said...

completely unfair... we're still waiting for Lissa's big reveal!