Let's have a look, shall we?
Smelly dog for pillow? Check.
Toys covering every square inch of floor? Check.
Zoned out watching Dora? Check.
Chewing on shoe? Check.
Yes, it's true. I am very much in the running for Mother of the Year.
P.S. You totally thought this was about my post from last night, didn't you...DIDN'T YOU?!