I want to talk about something happy today. I had the best intentions.
And then I go and watch my DVR'd episode of Jon & Kate Plus Eight...
I was in tears. For reals. I don't know why I'm so emotional. If I wasn't sure I couldn't be pregnant, I'd be buying an EPT. And if I am, I'm suing Mirena.
I won't go on about THAT show, because I think it's just all around tragic. All I'm going to say is:
a) I think Kate has always had her controlling personality.
b) Clearly Jon has changed and is having some kind of early mid-life crisis. The hair plugs somehow affected his brain.
c) Yes, Jon, she isn't very nice to you, but maybe you should have taken that into account before you FATHERED EIGHT CHILDREN WITH HER.
Except...did you get a load of the ice on Jon's ears? I wonder if he's gone out and gotten a tribal armband tattoo and motorcycle? Oh yeah, check on the motorcycle. Orange County Choppers hooked him up.
Okay, now I'm REALLY done.
It's becoming obvious that I watch entirely too much television. I was thinking about maybe not watching for a spell.
But then I remembered So You Think You Can Dance. And True Blood. And The Next Food Network Star.
Maybe I'll just stop watching TLC.
Yeah, that's the ticket...