That's It. No More Books.

I knew this day was coming, but I wasn't prepared. I knew the time would come that my child would open his mouth and say something embarrassing. In public.

Today, upon meeting a woman with gray, curly hair, he exclaimed "Hi old lady!"

And then, just in case she hadn't heard him the first time, he referred to her as "old lady" for the next twenty minutes.

I tried to brush it off...he thinks everyone over the age of 30 is old, I said. But I knew that he was calling her "old lady" because she had the same hairdo as the Old Lady in Babar.

I won't be telling her that. Cause I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be taken as a compliment.

- Posted from my iPad! I know!


*Lissa* said...

Children are evil. And funny. ;)

Christy M. said...

Children were put on this planet to embarrass us. For real. I love you, hooker!

Teresa said...

That is something I could see my monkey saying. I can also see myself stifling a giggle knowing it is true. I love their honesty but goodness it can be embarrassing!

the story of my life... said...

HAHAHA! Been there..When Matthew was little he saw an African American and kept calling him Little Bill ;)

AnnG said...

Too funny!! it's amazing what a kid will learn from a book,huh??

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